Kindergarten teacher:
– Children, let’s play a game called broken phone. I will ask the clown questions, and he will whisper the answer in your ear. And then Vovochka will tell us all the answer.
– Tell us, clown, why do you have such a funny voice? Clown Masha: “Because I inhaled helium.” Masha Tanya: “Because I was full of helium.” Tanya Vite: “Because it was visited by gays.” Vitya Vovochka: “Because I had sex with gays.” Teacher:
– Well, Vovochka, now tell us the correct answer. Vovochka:
– There are two options. Either the phone is damaged, or he’s a clown.
