Dad gave Vovochka a mobile phone for her birthday. The next morning, dad leaves for work and says to Vovochka: “If there are any problems, call… About ten o’clock Vovochka calls: “Dad, the cat shit in the living room!”
– Vovochka, you’re an adult, take the broom and clean it up! At twelve o’clock the call came again: “Dad, mom came with some guy, they both locked themselves in the bedroom.” I look through the keyhole and the man is taking off his pants. So, I won’t clean up after him!!
