A priest in a parochial school is teaching a physics lesson: “Answer, you idiots, what is the easiest thing in the world?” Vovochka holds out her hand.
– Speak, boy.
– F*ck, father!
– Justify!
– Just the thought makes me stand up!
– Mischievous, but fair!
– Answer further, fools, what is the heaviest thing in the world?
– Speak, boy.
– F*ck, father!
– Justify! “If he doesn’t want to, you can’t lift it with a crane!”
– Oh, mischievous, but fair again!
– Answer further, idiots, what is the fastest thing in the world? Vovochka holds out her hand.
– Calm down, boy, so you’ll build all of physics on my dick!
