The school is putting on a play.
– I am an apple.
– I am a strawberry.
– I am a raspberry. Vovochka:
– I am a dumbass!!! Teacher: Vovochka, not a dumbass, but an eggplant. Let’s do it again.
– I am an apple.
– I am a strawberry.
– I am a raspberry. Vovochka:
– I’m a dumbass!!! Teacher: Yes, you’re an eggplant, Vova, but not a dumbass! Let’s do it again.
– I am an apple.
– I am a strawberry. Vovochka:
– And I am an eggplant!!! Teacher: No, Vovochka, you idiot! First
– a raspberry.
