The lesson at school is already coming to an end when Vovochka noisily bursts into the classroom. Teacher:
– Vovochka, why is it so late? Vovochka:
– You see, I left the house for school, and there was such a blizzard on the street, such a blizzard, I was a step forward, and I was two steps back, I was a step forward, and I was two steps back… Teacher:
– Wait, if you are a step forward, and you are two steps back, then how did you even get to school? Vovochka:
– And I saw
– such a blizzard, I spat on everything and went home.