There is a lesson at school. Small children are sitting, the teacher asks:
– Guys! Who knows how you can take 2 watermelons at once? Vovochka immediately raises her hand, the teacher:
– Anyone else? Tanya gets up and says: “I would take one watermelon in one hand, and the other in the other!”
– Good girl, Tanechka!
– says the teacher.
– Who knows how to move 3 watermelons? Vovochka again puts out his hand, but the teacher ignores him. Vasya gets up: “I would take one watermelon in one hand, the other in the other, and I would plant the third on my manhood!”
– Ugh, how disgusting, Vasya! How can you! I understand, if Vovochka said that… Here Vovochka can’t stand it and says:
– Marya Ivanovna, I know how to move 5 (!) watermelons!
– Yes? and how? “I would take one watermelon in one hand, the other in the other, and impale Vasya on his manhood!”
