The teacher takes Vovochka home from kindergarten, and he tells her what’s happening on the street: “There’s Masha looking out the window, and there’s Petka digging in the sandbox, and there’s the dogs fucking.”
– Vovochka, is it possible to express yourself like that
– it’s obscene, do you know how it’s done in life?
– How?
– The top gets tense, and the bottom relaxes, so do you understand how this applies to our lives?
– Yeah!
– Well, what did you understand? “Yes, he says, we can’t relax in our life, otherwise they’ll fuck you like a dog!”
