Biology lesson. The teacher asks the class:
– What talking birds do you know? Masha answers: “Parrot!” Vovochka shouts: “Sparrow and owl!” Teacher:
– So, Vovochka, I’m tired of your tricks! Bring a sparrow and an owl to your next lesson and make them talk! Next biology lesson. Vovovchka brought a sparrow and an owl. Vovochka:
– Sparrow, how much does a glass of vodka cost? Sparrow:
– Tweet-chirp! Vovochka:
– Owl, confirm! Owl:
– Uh-huh!