In the first grade, the teacher gives a task: name and describe the most valuable thing that the students know. Petenka stood up and told about his father’s car, Helen
– about his mother’s diamond necklace. Vovochka gets up and says: “Menstruation!” The teacher already choked: “Vovochka!” What are you saying?! Do you even know what this is? Vovochka answers: “I don’t know what it is, but I’m sure it’s something very valuable, because when my older sister announced this morning that she was missing, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and my neighbor shot himself!”
