Vovochka came to the 1st grade and said: “Marvanna, can I go straight to the third?!” She took him to the director, who tests Vovochka:
– Three times three?
– Nine!
– Five six?
– Thirty!
– Twice seven?
– Fourteen! The director is pleased:
– You can go straight to the third! Mary Ivanna says: “Wait, let me check his logic… Vovochka, why does the cow have four, and I have two?”
– ….legs!
– Right! What do you have in your pants that I don’t? -…pockets! The director couldn’t stand it: “Maria Ivanovna, let’s go straight to the fifth, otherwise, I must admit, I thought wrongly about the last two questions.”
