A new teacher comes to class: “My name is Abram Davidovich, I’m a liberal.” Now everyone take turns and introduce yourself the same way as I did.
– My name is Masha, I’m a liberal.
– My name is Styopa, I’m a liberal.
– My name is Vovochka, I am a Stalinist.
– Vovochka, why are you a Stalinist?!
– My mother is a Stalinist, my father is a Stalinist, my friends are Stalinists and I am also a Stalinist.
– Vovochka, if your mom was a prostitute, your dad was a drug addict, and your friends were fags, who would you be then?! “Then I would be a liberal.”
