There’s a lesson in progress. The new teacher takes out several multi-colored eggs, calls Vovochka to the board and asks: “Boy, use this egg to determine the name of the bird.”
– Don’t know.
– Well, what kind of bird is this egg from?
– Don’t know.
– Sit down boy. I’ll give you a 2. What’s your name? Vovochka takes off her panties and says: “Identify by the balls.”