Vovochka invited Tanya to his home. I bought flowers, a cake, a bottle of cognac, and cigarettes. He laid everything out on the table and waited. An hour passes. Vovochka thinks: “Tanya is from a good family, she won’t drink.” He put the bottle away. Two hours pass.
– Tanya won’t smoke. I put away the cigarettes. And then the doorbell rang. Tanya comes in. Vovochka asks: “Why did you come in a school dress?”
– So tomorrow we go to school…
