Vovochka enters a grocery store and asks the seller: “Do you have pasta?” The seller answers yes, goes for a pack of pasta, but at the last moment Vovochka says to him: “Give me a can of sprat.” The seller, irritated, goes to the other end of the store, takes a can of sprat and gives it to Vovochka. The next day Vovochka comes again and asks: “Do you have mustard?” The seller goes for mustard, but Vovochka again changes his mind at the last moment: “Give me ice cream.” Even more angry, the seller brings him ice cream. This continues for several days, the seller is already on the verge of a nervous breakdown, when Vovochka’s father suddenly enters the store. The seller complains to him: “Your son is just making fun of me: he comes and asks if this or that product is available, and when I follow him, he suddenly changes his mind and asks to sell him something else.”
– Is it true? Well, just let him come home from school
– I’ll take off the belt and give him a kick in the ass!
