At school, the teacher gives the children the task of writing an essay so that it ends with the words “I have only one mother.” Tanechka writes: “My mother is the best, we spent the summer together, we went to Greece, swam in the sea,… I have only one mother!!… Mashenka writes: “My mother and I go to the dacha, go pick mushrooms, swim in the river… I have one mother!” Vovochka writes: “I come home yesterday, hungry, my mother is half-drunk on the sofa in front of the TV… I go to the refrigerator
– and there are two unfortunate bottles of beer, Well, I took it and drank one…., and my mother shouted:
– Vovochka, bring two bottles of beer!!!, and I told her:
– I have only one mom!!!!
