Vovochka sits in class and clicks with a ballpoint pen. The teacher reprimands him: “Vovochka, what are you doing?” You’re disturbing us.
– Well, Marya Ivanovna, I don’t understand: the handle is feminine, the core is masculine, but why don’t they have children?
– Get up immediately and go get your father! Vovochka comes home and tells his father that he is being called to school.
– What’s the matter?
– the father is interested.
– Yes, I asked Marya Ivanovna: the handle is masculine, the core is feminine, but for some reason there are no children! The father took the pen apart, looked and answered: “Well, your teachers are bad
– there’s a spiral right here!”