The teacher says to the students: “Name your father’s profession, spell it, and name one thing he would give us if he were here.” Masha answers: “My dad is a banker.” BANKER. If he were here, he would give everyone a shiny new coin. Petya answers: “My dad is a baker.” BAKER. If he were here, he would give everyone fresh cookies. Vasya says: “My dad is an accountant.” B-U-G, no, wait, B-U-H-A… The teacher stopped him and said: “Sit down, think again.” Here Vovochka stands up: “My dad is a bookmaker.” BOOKMAKER. If he were here, he would give twenty to one that Vasya will not be able to spell “accountant” correctly.
