Vovochka asks dad: – Dad, what does the word “therefore” mean? – You see, I am a

Vovochka asks dad:
– Dad, what does the word “therefore” mean?
– You see, I am an uneducated person, but I will try to explain to you. How old are you?
– Nine.
– So, 10 years ago I went to the north to earn money and stayed there for three years.
– I understand, dad. Therefore, you are a cuckold.
– Right. And you, therefore, are a bastard…