Vovochka has finally finished school, all that remains is to go to graduation and that’s it. Well, he warns his father: “Pa, if I come back drunk, don’t hit me.” The father listened and said: “Well, it’s graduation after all, I studied at school for 15 years, so you don’t have to beat me on this occasion.” In the morning Vovochka wakes up all wounded and beaten.
– Dad, you promised not to hit me! “So I put up with it when you called me an old bastard, I put up with it when you called my mother a slut, but when you shit a pile in the middle of the carpet and inserted matches into it and said, “It’s a hedgehog and he’ll now live with us, I couldn’t stand it!”