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Sometimes they lift you higher just to see less often.

Before you run away from problems, ask yourself a couple of simple questions. Why such physical activity? Maybe it’s better to rest, lie down?

Experience allows us to recognize a mistake whenever we repeat it.

What if the tiger Amur doesn’t eat Timur’s goat because it’s New Year’s?

How cute and tasty these animals are!!!

I have so many incarnations: A singer in the shower, a dancer in the bedroom, a philosopher in the kitchen, a hero on the couch, a schmuck at work, an idiot next to girls, a cynical intellectual on the Internet…

I work in a hardware store. A customer came in and asked for a cutting caliper. She emphasized: my husband asked for a cutting one, nothing else would do. It turned out to be a marking line.

The director of a fish factory cannot fight off seagulls even on the subway.

Did you know that some April Fools’ jokes turn into New Year’s gifts?

“And my grandson’s excrement is recognized as the best in the institute.”
– Experiments, grandma, experiments!