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– Baby, let’s go have fun on the roof!
– Maaam! The weird guy is back!

Two friends are talking:
– My husband hasn’t talked to me for two days…
– Why is that so?
– I get out of the bath and ask: “Have you changed the blade on our razor?”

Air strikes by our Air Force, as if by magic, are turning IS militants into the “moderate Syrian opposition”!

-What is your zodiac sign?
– Cancer.
– Fine. Can you whistle?
– I can.
– Just great. Maybe we’ll go to the mountains?

Dad works in the police. Recently he said that his middle-aged colleague decided to register on one of the social networks, but there was no photo for his avatar. A way out of the difficult situation was found
– he and his dad compiled a photo-robot of him…

Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a single day in your life. Because they won’t take you there.

A young lady came to the personnel department:
– Do you need a secretary? “We would accept you, but things are going very badly and there is no work.” “You just accept me, and I agree to wait as long as you like for work.”

They say that if you dream about a person, he is thinking about you. I didn’t expect it, Brad Pitt, I didn’t expect it…

If you can’t, but you can, then it’s not free.

I am such a goose that I am a friend to all pigs.