An experienced clown on call will thoroughly amuse the children and will not disappoint single mothers…
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Drinking alcohol is much safer for the body than taking everything to heart.
Drinking alcohol is much safer for the body than taking everything to heart.
With the words “Well, who needs a dirty boy here?” A homeless man broke into a b
With the words “Well, who needs a dirty boy here?” A homeless man broke into a bachelorette party.
Damn generation of the 90s. They were born – the Soviet Union fell apart, went t
Damn generation of the 90s. They were born
– the Soviet Union fell apart, went to school
– default, went to university
– crisis, started earning money
– default again.
– Darling, let’s cook dinner… – I don’t understand why what one person can do
– Darling, let’s cook dinner…
– I don’t understand why what one person can do must definitely be done together!
– Thank you, dear, you told me what to answer you at night.
I woke up, but somehow not completely.
I woke up, but somehow not completely.
– Darling, let’s not have sex today. My head hurts so much. “Darling, I’m very w
– Darling, let’s not have sex today. My head hurts so much. “Darling, I’m very worried about your headaches. You’ll probably have to spend the money we saved for your fur coat on medicine.
The stars attract everyone! Yesterday I was looking at cognac…
The stars attract everyone! Yesterday I was looking at cognac…
— Come to us for dinner the next day. – Unfortunately, I can’t do it. – Oh, that
– Come to us for dinner the next day.
– Unfortunately, I can’t do it.
– Oh, that’s so kind of you.
“Son, I’m not against your marriage, but did you think well?” Is she a good hous
“Son, I’m not against your marriage, but did you think well?” Is she a good housewife?
– Dad, look at her figure!
– Son, you will enjoy her figure every night except on your honeymoon. But I’ll have to eat her borscht every day for the rest of my life.