Saturday is the hardest day of the week. You need to rest, and get enough sleep, and take a walk, and get drunk. And you don’t know where to start.
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A man’s head timidly pokes his head into the speech therapist’s office: “Mona?”
A man’s head timidly pokes his head into the speech therapist’s office: “Mona?”
– Not only Mona, but also Noona!
– the speech therapist answers.
To fill the emptiness within yourself, you need to read books, not eat.
To fill the emptiness within yourself, you need to read books, not eat.
– Do you love me? – Yes, sure! And you? – And I love myself!
– Do you love me?
– Yes, sure! And you?
– And I love myself!
I didn’t know how to do the splits until I made jelly for my child…
I didn’t know how to do the splits until I made jelly for my child…
– Ma-am! Tomorrow is a parent meeting! Will you go? – No! – Why? – I know these
– Ma-am! Tomorrow is a parent meeting! Will you go?
– No!
– Why?
– I know these parent-teacher meetings! We’d rather use this money to go to Thailand!
– Waiter, I found a gray hair in the wine! — Not surprising, because the wine is
– Waiter, I found a gray hair in the wine!
– Not surprising, because the wine is 200 years old.
Husband and wife in bed. He begins to stroke her shoulders with his hand, then f
Husband and wife in bed. He begins to stroke her shoulders with his hand, then feels her breasts. She begins to sigh languidly. His hand moves lower. He runs his hand over her stomach, passes the hip line and… removes his hand. Wife:
– Syoma! Why did you stop?
– I finally found the TV remote control!
– Mom!.. Mommy! – What, son? “There’s some kind of monster under my blanket!” –
– Mom!.. Mommy!
– What, son? “There’s some kind of monster under my blanket!”
– Whichever one you brought from the nightclub, this is where it lies…
I don’t know who my brain is sleeping with, but idiotic thoughts are born.
I don’t know who my brain is sleeping with, but idiotic thoughts are born.