How to hint at sex to a woman romantically and politely: 1. Let’s fuck. 2. By moonlight. 3. Please.
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After talking with modern young girls, I began to understand why sex shops sell
After talking with modern young girls, I began to understand why sex shops sell gags.
How many times have I sworn off going to a sex shop hungry! Again I bought a who
How many times have I sworn off going to a sex shop hungry! Again I bought a whole cart of edible panties.
During sex, you need to protect yourself: tie her hands so that she doesn’t scra
During sex, you need to protect yourself: tie her hands so that she doesn’t scratch her back.
– Honey, could you have sex all day long? – Probably yes. Why are you asking? Do
– Honey, could you have sex all day long?
– Probably yes. Why are you asking? Do you love me that much?
– Yes, I’m thinking about starting a business, buying a sauna.
Good alcohol, good sex and a sleeping conscience – this is an ideal life.
Good alcohol, good sex and a sleeping conscience
– this is an ideal life.
It’s bad if you fall asleep on your wife during sex, but it’s even worse if your
It’s bad if you fall asleep on your wife during sex, but it’s even worse if your wife has been sleeping under you for a long time.
– Hello, is this phone sex? — Are you sure that you are 18 years old? – Yes, aun
– Hello, is this phone sex?
– Are you sure that you are 18 years old?
– Yes, aunt!
– Well, okay, grandson. Now I’ll finish knitting the sock and start groaning.
A wife is sex within walking distance.
A wife is sex within walking distance.
It’s funny kids who write about cocaine, sex, suffering… Although they only sa
It’s funny kids who write about cocaine, sex, suffering… Although they only saw cocaine and sex in movies, and only suffered from constipation.