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– Darling, when will you and I finally have sex?!
– Just don’t put pressure on me!
– Fine! Then you’ll be on top!

Sex is like ice cream. Someone sucks, someone licks, then it drips, everything is sticky, you get all dirty, you sit contentedly.

– How do you feel about the first date after sex?

For some reason, the phrase “you have to try everything in this life” means group sex and drugs, but I want to try to throw a goose party with a fashion show.

– Why are you so nervous?
– Yes, something all came crashing down at once. Study, work, I don’t have time to do anything. This weather is also disgusting.
– No sex?
– No sex.

Advice: sex will greatly help to diversify your sex life.

Grandma, who accidentally walked into a sex shop, realized that the Stalinist regime was still a thing.

In this house, the kitchen table for sex hated the eating stool.

For the New Year: sex under the Christmas tree is not a lot of fun, it’s also acupuncture!

Evening is a state when the day is already very tiring, but you still have to wait until you have sex.