What to do if a girl snores during sex?
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Coffee drinkers have sex much more often than those who don’t have sex at all.
Coffee drinkers have sex much more often than those who don’t have sex at all.
My husband and I are lying in bed, terribly tired. Husband: Can we have sex? Me:
My husband and I are lying in bed, terribly tired. Husband: Can we have sex? Me: Let’s lie down for a couple more minutes without moving. Me: Maybe I should sleep better? Husband: Yes, let’s sleep!
– Son, what are you doing in the bushes? — I have sex with Katya. – Make sure yo
– Son, what are you doing in the bushes?
– I have sex with Katya.
– Make sure you don’t smoke there.
Very sensitive condoms burst into tears during sex.
Very sensitive condoms burst into tears during sex.
The doctor asks the patient: – Do you smoke? – Asthma. – Do you drink? – Pressur
The doctor asks the patient:
– Do you smoke?
– Asthma.
– Do you drink?
– Pressure .
– Sex?
– Age.
– Fried?
– Stomach.
– What kind of person are you, there’s nothing even to prohibit!
A girl should be well-read, smart and have a sense of humor, but no one forbade
A girl should be well-read, smart and have a sense of humor, but no one forbade combining this with alcohol and dirty sex.
Sex would be funny and innocent fun if people weren’t born from it.
Sex would be funny and innocent fun if people weren’t born from it.
Do you know what is the most difficult thing about sex? In the morning, hint to
Do you know what is the most difficult thing about sex? In the morning, hint to the girl that it is time for her to leave. I’m hinting so badly that I’ve been married for two years.
The patient asks the doctor: “Doctor, can I lose weight from sex?” – If my husba
The patient asks the doctor: “Doctor, can I lose weight from sex?”
– If my husband finds out, then yes.