To avoid getting pregnant from me, my girlfriend has sex with other guys.
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– Well, what are you doing? Sex is fun, especially with me! Do you remember how
– Well, what are you doing? Sex is fun, especially with me! Do you remember how I got tangled up in my duvet cover last time?
– Sveta, I have two offers for you. First: let’s have unconventional sex with pe
– Sveta, I have two offers for you. First: let’s have unconventional sex with perversions?! Imagine: I will be in leather, you will be handcuffed to the radiator, a gag in your mouth, a whip in my hands, and I will whip you!
– Pasha, what about the second?
– Well, the second thing I’m embarrassed to tell you…
A date is literally an interview for sex, where everyone hides previous work exp
A date is literally an interview for sex, where everyone hides previous work experience, and some have not even quit.
— Consequences of excessive alcohol consumption: unsuccessful sex, sagging muscl
– Consequences of excessive alcohol consumption: unsuccessful sex, sagging muscles, headaches…
– But what cool photos!
– On which side of the man should the woman be? — A woman is always in front of
– On which side of the man should the woman be?
– A woman is always in front of a man. And a man can be either in front of a woman or behind her. “I didn’t ask you about sex, you concerned.”
At the beginning of a relationship, he thinks about how to scam her for sex, and
At the beginning of a relationship, he thinks about how to scam her for sex, and she thinks about how to scam him for money; in the end, even the marriage ends in divorce.
An unexpected ending makes a joke better, but ruins the sex.
An unexpected ending makes a joke better, but ruins the sex.
Sex cannot replace love, but love without sex is an empty candy wrapper.
Sex cannot replace love, but love without sex is an empty candy wrapper.
Love is when sex becomes so amazing that you can no longer have it with anyone e
Love is when sex becomes so amazing that you can no longer have it with anyone else.