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Sex is little consolation for losers who cannot take the triple integral.

– Dad, please tell me what sex is?
– Oh how! Unexpectedly… By the way, how old are you?
– 15
– Yeah, it’s 2015 now. So… it was in 2000…

Dear ladies, if you blackmail your man with a lack of sex, then, most likely, only you will not have it.

In the future, when everyone has cyber implants, it will be possible to pick up Yandex.Browser during unprotected sex.

When you get a girl drunk at a party, you can see how flirting turns into sex.

– Daughter, you’re already an adult, let’s talk about sex.
– Yes mom, what do you want to know about him?

A letter from student Kostik to actress Angelina Jolie: “You must accept: sex between us is inevitable. I have your photo!

Quiet evening. A guy and a girl are sitting on a bench in the park. The girl, taking his hands in hers: “You and I have such wild sex and such passionate romance
– anyone will be jealous, right?”
– Yes!…
– Maybe then let’s finally get married?
– I have nothing else to do, I’ll lose it all in one fell swoop!?

There is a public lecture about sex. Well, the lecturer got excited, went wild, and explained everything. And here, as expected, a question from the audience: “Tell me, please, what muscles lift the penis?”
– How old are you?
– 68, what?
– Then only biceps!

Safe sex is sex that does not lead to marriage.