Japan bought the rights to the film “Sex and the City” and now it will be called “Chpokyo in Tokyo.”
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— Do you talk to your husband during sex? – Why not, if there is a telephone nea
– Do you talk to your husband during sex?
– Why not, if there is a telephone nearby.
Two friends are talking: – Lucy, when was the last time you had sex? – Give me t
Two friends are talking:
– Lucy, when was the last time you had sex?
– Give me the calendar.
– For what year?
— I know all the poses of the Kama Sutra! – Wow! Are you that crazy about sex? –
– I know all the poses of the Kama Sutra!
– Wow! Are you that crazy about sex?
– No, I just go to work every day by metro from Vykhino…
The teacher walks away looking gloomy. Colleague: – What happened? — My wife kic
The teacher walks away looking gloomy. Colleague:
– What happened?
– My wife kicked me out of the house.
– For what?
– After sex with her, he blurted out, “Let’s get a record book.”
I don’t want to say that I’m getting old, but all those sounds that I once made
I don’t want to say that I’m getting old, but all those sounds that I once made during sex, I now make when I just get up from the couch.
In short, I understand! Living together is when you lie, eat and watch TV shows
In short, I understand! Living together is when you lie, eat and watch TV shows with the person with whom you previously had sex.
The more sex, the better the figure. The better the figure, the more sex. Ideal
The more sex, the better the figure. The better the figure, the more sex. Ideal system!
Why didn’t anyone tell me that reconciliation sex should be with the girl you ha
Why didn’t anyone tell me that reconciliation sex should be with the girl you had a fight with?!
When choosing a life partner, do not forget that in your free time from sex you
When choosing a life partner, do not forget that in your free time from sex you will also have to talk about something.