People are like snowflakes. There are no two alike in the world. And they also look very sad when they fall on the windshield of the car.
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Lera saw a falling star. She managed to make a wish, but did not have time to mo
Lera saw a falling star. She managed to make a wish, but did not have time to move away.
At the funeral of the minibus driver, everyone slammed the coffin lid, although
At the funeral of the minibus driver, everyone slammed the coffin lid, although it closed automatically.
If you outline a corpse with colored chalk, it creates a feeling of celebration.
If you outline a corpse with colored chalk, it creates a feeling of celebration.
Call to the emergency gas station: – Sons, what is it? I turned on the stove in
Call to the emergency gas station:
– Sons, what is it? I turned on the stove in the morning, but the gas doesn’t burn! – Grandma, did you light a match? – Oh, I forgot, I’ll light it now…
The judge sentences the defendant to 25 years. Accused: – What do you mean, I’m
The judge sentences the defendant to 25 years. Accused:
– What do you mean, I’m 83 years old. Judge: – We don’t demand the impossible from you – serve as long as you can.
— Defendant, why did you try to eat a prostitute? – She was my type.
— Defendant, why did you try to eat a prostitute?
– She was my type.
For a necrophiliac, love to the grave is nothing more than light flirting.
For a necrophiliac, love to the grave is nothing more than light flirting.
– Waiter ! There’s a knife in my liver! — There was no need to insult the chef.
– Waiter ! There’s a knife in my liver!
– There was no need to insult the chef.
In a restaurant: – Waiter, I’d like a glass of that drink with five stars on the
In a restaurant:
– Waiter, I’d like a glass of that drink with five stars on the bottle. The waiter pours. The visitor drinks and falls dead. The waiter draws a sixth star on the label.