A little boy at the zoo climbed into a lion’s cage and handed him a cookie. Well, what can I say, the boy wanted to feed the lion
– the boy fed the lion.
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Having received videos for her birthday, Masha thought that this was the best gi
Having received videos for her birthday, Masha thought that this was the best gift in the world. However, after an hour she realized that the best gift was new front teeth…
I am a quiet and modest person. If you offend me, I’ll bury you quietly and mode
I am a quiet and modest person. If you offend me, I’ll bury you quietly and modestly celebrate.
Ritual company “Stork” – We brought you, we will take you away!
Ritual company “Stork”
– We brought you, we will take you away!
A blind prostitute sees nothing wrong with her profession.
A blind prostitute sees nothing wrong with her profession.
– Was that your rat running around here? – This is not a rat, but a dwarf dachsh
– Was that your rat running around here?
– This is not a rat, but a dwarf dachshund! – The cat ate it – that means it was a rat.
The patient began to recover. But I didn’t get there.
The patient began to recover. But I didn’t get there.
A kind and strong girl threw bread at a duck to death.
A kind and strong girl threw bread at a duck to death.
The cleaning lady on the Titanic got tired of squeezing out the rag for the la
The cleaning lady on the Titanic got tired of squeezing out the rag for the last 20 minutes
“I’m terribly worried about my husband,” the woman says to her neighbor. – I wen
“I’m terribly worried about my husband,” the woman says to her neighbor.
– I went to the river to drown a cat… – So what? — The cat has already returned home an hour ago…