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Vovochka teaches lessons. Dad:
– Write the hooks more carefully!
– Dad, what kind of hooks are these? These are integrals!

Vovochka stumbles into her parents’ bedroom at the most inopportune moment. Dad was not at a loss and, without getting off his mother’s side, asked his son: “Well, Vovochka.” Who do you want
– a brother or a sister?
– I want a hippopotamus!
– No, Vovochka, a hippopotamus won’t work…
– It won’t work?! … Strange… Let me try, I’ll try it myself!

“Children,” says the teacher, “Clara Zetkin is a wonderful fighter for women’s equality.” Thanks to her, women appeared in our country-cosmonauts, pilots, tractor drivers… “And sleeper layers,” said Vovochka.

The teacher in the class fell ill. Vovochka was assigned to visit her. The next day, Vovochka enters the classroom and announces: “The situation is hopeless!” Mary Vanna will come to school tomorrow!

“Vovochka,” says the teacher, “name me some transparent object.”
– Keyhole, Ivan Ivanovich!

– Vovochka. Your diary again has only two grades! What’s your excuse this time? “I don’t even know yet: either heredity, or family environment.

Dad shouts from the window: “Vovochka!” Don’t you dare hit that boy who broke our car window!
– Get away from him now! I can’t aim!

In an anatomy lesson:
– Who can tell what the largest human organ is? Vovochka:
– Ass, Marya Ivanovna: the whole country fits into it.

Vovochka asks her parents: “What is a blowjob?” Mom shyly:
– This is when they take the penis into the mouth… Father:
– What a stupid fool! They don’t take, they give! Damn, we’re raising a son!

Vovochka came to the zoo, saw monkeys and let’s shout
– Mom! Mother ! programmers!
– why did you decide that?
– And they look like dad
– unwashed, shaggy, and they have a sore spot on their butts!