The clown made a dog out of a condom after sex.
Adult Anecdotes
Anecdotes for mature audiences
During a sociology lesson, a teacher addresses a student: “There was no sex in t
During a sociology lesson, a teacher addresses a student: “There was no sex in the USSR, but there were 2-4 children in each family.” Now there is sex. But almost every family has one child. What is the conclusion?
– Well… children don’t come from sex. Still, storks…
There was no sex in the USSR, but each family had 3-4 children. Now there is sex
There was no sex in the USSR, but each family had 3-4 children. Now there is sex. But every family has one child. Conclusion: children do not come from sex. After all, these are storks!!!
A man calls Phone Sex. She: – Honey, what are you doing now? He: – I hit you in
A man calls Phone Sex. She:
– Honey, what are you doing now? He:
– I hit you in the face and demand vodka!!!
Sadomasochism, in both sex and geopolitics, is an honest attempt to overcome imp
Sadomasochism, in both sex and geopolitics, is an honest attempt to overcome impotence or decrepitude.
Cristiano Ronaldo does not, no, during sex, and looks at himself in the mirror.
Cristiano Ronaldo does not, no, during sex, and looks at himself in the mirror.
Since when does me having sex with someone else mean I’m not faithful to you?
Since when does me having sex with someone else mean I’m not faithful to you?
Sex—friendship cannot be ruined by sex.
Sex-friendship cannot be ruined by sex.
— I installed Linux, I want to smoke. – Like, a cigarette after sex?
– I installed Linux, I want to smoke.
– Like, a cigarette after sex?