Adult Anecdotes

– Hello, is this phone sex?
– Are you sure that you are 18 years old?
– Yes, aunt!
– Well, okay, grandson. Now I’ll finish knitting the sock and start groaning.

A wife is sex within walking distance.

It’s funny kids who write about cocaine, sex, suffering… Although they only saw cocaine and sex in movies, and only suffered from constipation.

– As a last resort, you can plug in-ear headphones into the microphone input, you will get a tolerable sound receiver.
– Headphones into the microphone input? How do you imagine this? They only work to output sound.
– If everyone thought like you, anal sex would not exist.

Yesterday I had sex with three girls at once. I’ve never been so fucked before.

– Have we arrived yet?
– No…
– Have we arrived yet?
– NO!
– Have we arrived yet?
– So, okay, I already understood, the cowgirl position is not for you.

It is difficult to encourage women to have sex, and men to abstain.

I ran through the news feed on the social network. So many references to the female and male genital organs… And all this is not in connection with sex, but in connection with the economy.

A new subordinate arrived at one company, and whatever work was given to him, he did it in an instant. The boss of this subordinate decided to find out what the secret of his work was and called the wife of this subordinate. Boss: Maybe you can tell me what the secret of his work is? Perhaps someone is helping him? Wife:
– What are you talking about! He is so independent, he does everything himself, alone. He even has sex alone!!! Demon