Adult Anecdotes

All men have only one thing on their mind. Well, plus one more thing
– sex.

The quality of sex very much depends on whether your girl has a fur coat.

Before marriage, several days a month are critical for her, but she will be able to come up with something to make sex happen. After marriage, several days a month are normal for her, but on these days she has a headache.

European liberalism is like sex without a condom
– it’s nice, but you never know what will settle inside you later.

– Darling, when will you and I finally have sex?!
– Just don’t put pressure on me!
– Fine! Then you’ll be on top!

Sex is like ice cream. Someone sucks, someone licks, then it drips, everything is sticky, you get all dirty, you sit contentedly.

– How do you feel about the first date after sex?

For some reason, the phrase “you have to try everything in this life” means group sex and drugs, but I want to try to throw a goose party with a fashion show.

– Why are you so nervous?
– Yes, something all came crashing down at once. Study, work, I don’t have time to do anything. This weather is also disgusting.
– No sex?
– No sex.