Adult Anecdotes

Advice: sex will greatly help to diversify your sex life.

Grandma, who accidentally walked into a sex shop, realized that the Stalinist regime was still a thing.

In this house, the kitchen table for sex hated the eating stool.

For the New Year: sex under the Christmas tree is not a lot of fun, it’s also acupuncture!

Evening is a state when the day is already very tiring, but you still have to wait until you have sex.

Sex with a condom begins with a kiss in a gas mask.

The wife returns her husband late from work and says: “I wanted to watch a movie on TV, but I dozed off.”
– What kind of movie?
– “A killer man.”
– So how? “I thought it was about sex, but they showed some miner!”

Two friends meet:
– How are you doing?
– It’s normal, I just got a sore throat, I can’t get better. “I was sick too, my wife cured me with good sex.”
– Is she at home now?

The girl speaks on the phone, and in a raised voice.
– How many times can I explain to you that sex is not a reason for approval of a loan at our bank!