Her participation in sex with her husband was limited to the fact that she spread her legs through her teeth.
Adult Anecdotes
Anecdotes for mature audiences
Just kill it already. This whole story with oil prices and currency quotes is in
Just kill it already. This whole story with oil prices and currency quotes is invented to distract us from true values: sex, alcohol and rock and roll.
— I believe that sex is perhaps the only pleasure that people can give each othe
– I believe that sex is perhaps the only pleasure that people can give each other for free.
– Well, no. You can bring a blanket.
– Sex is more fun than a blanket. “Sometimes there is such sex that it would be better if they brought a blanket.”
Sex is when the ass triumphs over the mind.
Sex is when the ass triumphs over the mind.
One friend says to another: “I get dizzy before sex!” — Strange, what do you do
One friend says to another: “I get dizzy before sex!”
– Strange, what do you do with a woman before sex?
– Like what? I’m cheating…
I am a lonely woman, so even in sex I have to rely only on myself.
I am a lonely woman, so even in sex I have to rely only on myself.
What to do if a girl snores during sex?
What to do if a girl snores during sex?
Coffee drinkers have sex much more often than those who don’t have sex at all.
Coffee drinkers have sex much more often than those who don’t have sex at all.
My husband and I are lying in bed, terribly tired. Husband: Can we have sex? Me:
My husband and I are lying in bed, terribly tired. Husband: Can we have sex? Me: Let’s lie down for a couple more minutes without moving. Me: Maybe I should sleep better? Husband: Yes, let’s sleep!