Husband to his young wife: “No one believed in our marriage either, but look how everything turned out!” I drink and you use sex as a weapon!
Adult Anecdotes
Anecdotes for mature audiences
Either you eat the male after sex, or then you cook borscht for him all your lif
Either you eat the male after sex, or then you cook borscht for him all your life.
In sex, it is not victory that is important, but participation.
In sex, it is not victory that is important, but participation.
– Lucy, let’s have sex without a s**t!? – How can we, Vadik, have sex without yo
– Lucy, let’s have sex without a s**t!?
– How can we, Vadik, have sex without you?
A middle-aged woman comes to a sex shop. – Excuse me, did I buy a vibrator from
A middle-aged woman comes to a sex shop.
– Excuse me, did I buy a vibrator from you last week? Seller:
– Yes, yes… I remember, I remember.
– So, you know, he constantly shocks!
– Well, what can I tell you? Beats means he loves!
– Hello! Is this “phone sex”? – Yes, my sweetie! – Aunt Tanya, call mom!
– Hello! Is this “phone sex”?
– Yes, my sweetie!
– Aunt Tanya, call mom!
– Hello! – Hello, doctor! – Well, let’s get started. Do you smoke? – Not really.
– Hello!
– Hello, doctor!
– Well, let’s get started. Do you smoke?
– Not really…
– Not really? How is this?
– Well… I’m a passive smoker… others smoke, but I breathe…
– Oh, I understand. So, then… are you having sex?
– Well, not really…
Scientists have proven that it only takes 5 seconds for a girl to understand whe
Scientists have proven that it only takes 5 seconds for a girl to understand whether she will have sex with this man or a little later.
To avoid getting pregnant from me, my girlfriend has sex with other guys.
To avoid getting pregnant from me, my girlfriend has sex with other guys.