Adult Anecdotes

– It’s over. I’m leaving the game.
– And during sex, can you not speak in phrases from noir detective stories? “I’m too old for this shit.”

Guys, if you want women to treat sex the same way you do, frivolously, give birth.

Safe sex is one that does not lead to marriage.

– How long have you been dating?
– Almost a month.
– So, was there sex?
– It used to be.

Unlike the female praying mantis, the human female often eats her partner’s head out long before sex.

An American businessman is asked what he loves more
– sex or Christmas. I thought: “Perhaps it’s Christmas.” It happens more often.

– You bastard, during sex you called me Katya! Have you completely lost your conscience!?
– Lucy, I didn’t lose my conscience, but my glasses!

14,000 people are having sex right now. 25,000 kiss. 50,000 hugging. Well, you… are reading this text.

Night. The husband persuades his wife to have sex. Finally she agrees: “Just turn off the light.”
– For what?
– There is a factor that reduces my excitement.
– What other factor?
– I see you.