Adult Anecdotes

I often hear about safe sex on the screen. In our village no one uses condoms. We have safe sex
– this is when you don’t get hit in the face.

Angry teachers never feel good after sex, they feel satisfied.

I am an independent adult woman, and therefore I am only interested in sex, money, training and losing weight.

While you were going over the lines in your mind and thinking about how to start a conversation, someone offered her sex and she went.

During sex, I wanted to gracefully and erotically throw my legs over his shoulders, but I missed, damn it, drove into his face and knocked out two teeth.

Sex with a midget? How low is that!

You don’t even realize how many awesome TV series you miss because of some friends and sex.

Sex without love is a meaningless activity, but as a meaningless activity it is damn attractive!

The best thing is the first kiss. And all the further stupidity with relationships, sex, weddings, children and his socks is not for me.