After sex with a friend, the phrase from my computer’s speaker sounded particularly ominous: “The virus database has been updated!”
Adult Anecdotes
Anecdotes for mature audiences
– When was the last time you had sex with your wife? – About 10-15 kg ago.
– When was the last time you had sex with your wife?
– About 10-15 kg ago.
Sex is little consolation for losers who cannot take the triple integral.
Sex is little consolation for losers who cannot take the triple integral.
– Dad, please tell me what sex is? – Oh how! Unexpectedly… By the way, how old
– Dad, please tell me what sex is?
– Oh how! Unexpectedly… By the way, how old are you?
– 15
– Yeah, it’s 2015 now. So… it was in 2000…
Dear ladies, if you blackmail your man with a lack of sex, then, most likely, on
Dear ladies, if you blackmail your man with a lack of sex, then, most likely, only you will not have it.
In the future, when everyone has cyber implants, it will be possible to pick up
In the future, when everyone has cyber implants, it will be possible to pick up Yandex.Browser during unprotected sex.
When you get a girl drunk at a party, you can see how flirting turns into sex.
When you get a girl drunk at a party, you can see how flirting turns into sex.
– Daughter, you’re already an adult, let’s talk about sex. – Yes mom, what do yo
– Daughter, you’re already an adult, let’s talk about sex.
– Yes mom, what do you want to know about him?
A letter from student Kostik to actress Angelina Jolie: “You must accept: sex be
A letter from student Kostik to actress Angelina Jolie: “You must accept: sex between us is inevitable. I have your photo!