Two in bed.
– Dear, it’s not at all solid…
– Well, well, it’s just partially mobilized. And so it will do.
Adult Anecdotes
Anecdotes for mature audiences
– Hello, is this phone sex? – Yes, what did you want?
– Hello, is this phone sex?
– Yes, what did you want?
I am convinced that having sex during the playing of the national anthem is unac
I am convinced that having sex during the playing of the national anthem is unacceptable, but during sex at the most decisive moment the anthem will be played.
When I first heard about BDSM, I was pleasantly surprised… Just think, it turn
When I first heard about BDSM, I was pleasantly surprised… Just think, it turns out that women can also be beaten during sex.
From the diary: Yesterday, my girlfriend and I went to sunbathe for the first ti
From the diary: Yesterday, my girlfriend and I went to sunbathe for the first time this year. The night passed without sex, and they couldn’t agree on who was on top.
Sex, drugs, Corvalol.
Sex, drugs, Corvalol.
A man named his dog “Who will Angelina Jolie come have sex with” to shout “Who w
A man named his dog “Who will Angelina Jolie come have sex with” to shout “Who will Angelina Jolie come have sex with” to me!
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn’t have sex, then your chances of having
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn’t have sex, then your chances of having sex are negligible.
– Hello, hello, is this phone sex? – No, why did you get the idea? – Yes, becaus
– Hello, hello, is this phone sex?
– No, why did you get the idea?
– Yes, because I’m tired of calling here! Wind