Quiet evening. A guy and a girl are sitting on a bench in the park. The girl, taking his hands in hers: “You and I have such wild sex and such passionate romance
– anyone will be jealous, right?”
– Yes!…
– Maybe then let’s finally get married?
– I have nothing else to do, I’ll lose it all in one fell swoop!?
Adult Anecdotes
Anecdotes for mature audiences
There is a public lecture about sex. Well, the lecturer got excited, went wild,
There is a public lecture about sex. Well, the lecturer got excited, went wild, and explained everything. And here, as expected, a question from the audience: “Tell me, please, what muscles lift the penis?”
– How old are you?
– 68, what?
– Then only biceps!
Safe sex is sex that does not lead to marriage.
Safe sex is sex that does not lead to marriage.
A guy persuades a girl to have sex. The girl is shy and hinting that it wouldn’t
A guy persuades a girl to have sex. The girl is shy and hinting that it wouldn’t be a bad idea to drink first, points to the corkscrew, saying: “It won’t work without this.” The guy is puzzled:
– Damn! And what do you have stuck there?
We made a light switch in the bedroom that responds to cotton. Now it’s not sex,
We made a light switch in the bedroom that responds to cotton. Now it’s not sex, but a disco!
Good sex is the kind of sex when even the neighbors go out to smoke…
Good sex is the kind of sex when even the neighbors go out to smoke…
Sex suits many people. Some even go to work.
Sex suits many people. Some even go to work.
A very intelligent young man was embarrassed to become intimate with a girl, so
A very intelligent young man was embarrassed to become intimate with a girl, so he had sex with Zinaida Vasilyevna for six months.
People with little imagination have sex more often than they might imagine.
People with little imagination have sex more often than they might imagine.