One cigarette shortens your life by 10 minutes! One session of sex prolongs life by 15 minutes. So, gentlemen, smokers, you will have to fuck for your life.
Adult Anecdotes
Anecdotes for mature audiences
— What is the name for limiting the rights of sexual minorities? — Faggot racial
– What is the name for limiting the rights of sexual minorities?
– Faggot racial discrimination!
It’s good that I smoked my first cigarette when I was thirty. It’s a pity that s
It’s good that I smoked my first cigarette when I was thirty. It’s a pity that she was after the first sex.
I want to work in a sex shop… At least there I can calmly say: “What the hell
I want to work in a sex shop… At least there I can calmly say: “What the hell are you here for?”
The daughter asks her dad: “Dad, what is sex?” …Dad, to the best of her unders
The daughter asks her dad: “Dad, what is sex?” …Dad, to the best of her understanding, tries to explain. She listens for a while, and then interrupts: “Dad, you’re stupid…!” Sex is six. And seven is seven…!!!
— My wife is into sex like a train on rails. – How is this? – Then-then, then-th
– My wife is into sex like a train on rails.
– How is this?
– Then-then, then-then, then-then…
“Blood for blood,” the girl said after the first sex, breaking the guy’s nose.
“Blood for blood,” the girl said after the first sex, breaking the guy’s nose.
Are you asking how I feel about sex? Yes, I owe him my life!
Are you asking how I feel about sex? Yes, I owe him my life!
People who say “we’d rather tell our child about sex ourselves than for him to
People who say “we’d rather tell our child about sex ourselves than for him to find out about it on the street” don’t understand that their child will become the one who tells his peers about it on the street.