Women… They can come up with all sorts of reasons to avoid sex: “I have a headache,” “I’m on my period,” “put your hands away, I don’t even know you.”
Adult Anecdotes
Anecdotes for mature audiences
A little positive! The doggy position is convenient because both of you can moni
A little positive! The doggy position is convenient because both of you can monitor the news!
Recently, after sex, my girlfriend went to the bathroom, and her diary remained
Recently, after sex, my girlfriend went to the bathroom, and her diary remained on the nightstand. I couldn’t resist and looked in. She got a D in Russian!
Husband and wife having sex. The wife is in complete ecstasy: – Oh-oh-oh! Darlin
Husband and wife having sex. The wife is in complete ecstasy:
– Oh-oh-oh! Darling, do you love me? No answer.
– Ooo! Darling, well, you love me, right? Silence.
– Ooo! Expensive ! Well, tell me that you love me! Husband (irritated):
– Well, what is your habit of always tugging at me when I’m busy?!
– Honey, let’s have sex with a twist, with violence? – What, again you will forc
– Honey, let’s have sex with a twist, with violence?
– What, again you will forcefully demand sex, and I will fight back and continue playing on the computer?
No matter how much you want to, try not to sneeze during sex. Most couples don’t
No matter how much you want to, try not to sneeze during sex. Most couples don’t like being watched.
“Tell me honestly,” the husband says to his wife after sex, “Were you pretending
“Tell me honestly,” the husband says to his wife after sex, “Were you pretending again this time?”
– No. This time I actually slept.
— Are you planning pregnancy? — I don’t really plan sex anymore
– Are you planning pregnancy?
– I don’t really plan sex anymore
If a man, in response to a woman’s proposal to have sex, says “Let’s do it tomor
If a man, in response to a woman’s proposal to have sex, says “Let’s do it tomorrow!”, then this woman is his wife.