Lady:
– What kind of sudden spontaneous sex is there when you have tights under your jeans!
Adult Anecdotes
Anecdotes for mature audiences
– Let’s play for sex! – How is that? – If I win, I’ll sleep with you! – What if
– Let’s play for sex!
– How is that?
– If I win, I’ll sleep with you!
– What if I win?
– If you do, then you will sleep with me…
It’s very mean to manipulate a woman’s feelings to get sex. The weapons of a rea
It’s very mean to manipulate a woman’s feelings to get sex. The weapons of a real man are charm, intelligence and chloroform.
Doctor: – How old are you? Patient: – Forty-nine. -Have you ever had sex? – You
Doctor:
– How old are you? Patient:
– Forty-nine. -Have you ever had sex?
– You ask!
– Yes, I’m asking.
– No.
Still, women and I are different. They relax during sex, we tense up.
Still, women and I are different. They relax during sex, we tense up.
Two old friends meet. One asks: “Can I ask you one personal question?” – Of cour
Two old friends meet. One asks: “Can I ask you one personal question?”
– Of course, ask, don’t be shy. I can’t have secrets from a friend like you.
– When was the last time you had sex?
– Well, if my memory serves me right, it was the last time you went fishing.
An experienced head physician of a dermatovenerological dispensary could write a
An experienced head physician of a dermatovenerological dispensary could write a much more epic script for the TV series “Sex and the City.”
Japan bought the rights to the film “Sex and the City” and now it will be called
Japan bought the rights to the film “Sex and the City” and now it will be called “Chpokyo in Tokyo.”
— Do you talk to your husband during sex? – Why not, if there is a telephone nea
– Do you talk to your husband during sex?
– Why not, if there is a telephone nearby.