Adult Anecdotes

The best sex is with someone who feels good without sex.

– Doctor, because of you, my neighbors started calling me a whore!
– ???
– After all, it was you who advised me to gradually quit smoking, to begin with, to light up exclusively after sex?
– Well, yes.
– So, in order to smoke at least half a pack a day, I now have to sleep not only with my husband, but also in turn with men from all over the entrance!

In advertising, business and sex, the main rule is whoever is on top is in charge.

God gave you alcohol, sex and sleep. Why are you talking about politics?

“You can’t build a relationship on sex alone, understand.”
– Understand. There’s no way… you need a lot of sex.

Do you want to make a man hate and delight at the same time? Scribble “You’re the best at sex!!!” on the hood of his car!

According to experts, if a woman is passionate, gambling, energetic and creative in bed, it means she really needs money.

After forty years of marriage, Anatoly realized that the only way to surprise his wife in bed was by proposing to have sex in bed.

Naive girls think that I’m asking them for dinner for sex. And I just want to eat.