A woman with PMS becomes aggressive, wants sex, food, attention and does nothing… In short, she behaves like a man.
Adult Anecdotes
Anecdotes for mature audiences
Status: “Guy, 30 years looking for sex.” Now I’m wondering if he has problems wi
Status: “Guy, 30 years looking for sex.” Now I’m wondering if he has problems with punctuation or a real tragedy?
“I won’t eat that much!” — thought the female praying mantis when two males offe
“I won’t eat that much!”
– thought the female praying mantis when two males offered her threesome sex.
Everyone talks about what they are missing. Those who lack sex talk about sex, a
Everyone talks about what they are missing. Those who lack sex talk about sex, a hungry person talks about food, a person who has no money talks about money, and our oligarchs and bankers talk about morality.
– Lord, is sex without love a sin? – Why are you all attached to this sex? Every
– Lord, is sex without love a sin?
– Why are you all attached to this sex? Everything without love is sin.
— Did you have sex with your wife before marriage? – No. And you? – I had one, b
– Did you have sex with your wife before marriage?
– No. And you?
– I had one, but I didn’t know that you would marry her…
The insidious artist Arnold, under the pretext of sex, lured girls into the stud
The insidious artist Arnold, under the pretext of sex, lured girls into the studio and painted.
During a quarrel in a sex shop, the buyer, swearing at the seller, listed the en
During a quarrel in a sex shop, the buyer, swearing at the seller, listed the entire assortment of the store.
— How do sadomasochists have phone sex? — I slowly remove the bear trap from my
– How do sadomasochists have phone sex?
– I slowly remove the bear trap from my leg…