Adult Anecdotes

– What do a joke site and management have in common? “Both of them greatly interfere with work.”
– What is the difference between a joke site and sex? “Only bosses can have sex at work, but anyone can tell jokes…

– Do you and your wife talk during sex?
– Well, if he calls, why not talk.

Jared Leto doesn’t like sex on the first date. He’s tired of this routine.

Yesterday the only sex shop in Krasnoyarsk burned down. About 370 fantasies of city residents died in the fire.

My sexual fantasy: having sex.

– Darling, what will you give me on March 8th?
– What would you like?
– Well, I would like something new, bright, which I have never had before…
– Honey, I knew, I knew that you would someday ask for anal sex!!!

I am a creature with many flaws. At the moment it is a lack of warmth, affection, attention, love, appreciation, admiration and sex.

A year without sex prevented the geography teacher from seeing the world adequately.

Only here boys experience the joy of first sex together with their fathers, helping them repair an old “penny” in their garages.