Adult Anecdotes

A very active girl and a very fussy man were unable to have sex.

Two blondes are talking.
– Hello! How are you?
– Normal. Only my throat hurts.
– I know a good remedy. When my throat starts to hurt, I give my husband oral sex and it goes away quickly.
– Great idea, I’ll have to try it… The next day:
– Well, did it help?
– Yes, thank you, my throat doesn’t hurt anymore. Only your husband couldn’t believe that it was your idea.

One day two grandmothers meet, each 80 years old, and one says to the other: “Did you hear that a new sex shop has been opened in the city?”
– Food or household?

I suggested that my friend try sex without a condom. She agreed and kicked me out of the bedroom.

Is it possible to have sex with a man on the first date if his next date is only a year later?

From the phrase “They plundered the country!” The taxi driver even starts having sex.

First you ask to turn off the lights during sex, and then you get offended that I didn’t recognize you on the street.

– Honey, I have planned something special for February 14th! We’ll watch the Champions League round of 16 at home, and then have sex.
– I love you!

– Tell me, professor, do you use attendance machines for the test?
– Well, you know, it’s like judging the quality of sex by the presence of a person.